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The most useful piece of learning for the uses of life is to unlearn what is untrue. ~Antisthenes



Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown



I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill



Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space. ~Gene Perret



Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. ~Marcy DeMaree



Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time. ~E.P. Whipple



The NBA is never just a business. It's always business. It's always personal. All good businesses are personal. The best businesses are very personal. ~Mark Cuban



Everything we possess that is not necessary for life or happiness becomes a burden, and scarcely a day passes that we do not add to it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any. ~Clarence Day



I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. ~Anthony Clark



On every stem, on every leaf,... and at the root of everything that grew, was a professional specialist in the shape of grub, caterpillar, aphis, or other expert, whose business it was to devour that particular part. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



We must be our own before we can be another's. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. ~Joseph Campbell



I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss



All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. ~Grant Wood



It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. ~Oscar Wilde



Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes



Glowing with immortal bloom. ~Thomas Scott, "Easter Angels"



Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons. You will find it is to the soul what a water bath is to the body. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



It is a fact that in the right formation, the lifting power of many wings can achieve twice the distance of any bird flying alone. ~Author Unknown



It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. ~W.C. Fields